Sir, may i come in????!!!!

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Have u ever been kicked out from lecture when u had came late???????. Many teachers have their own way of kicking out, method changes from teacher to teacher n student to student. Some teachers allow you in class even u are late by 45mins also. Some will scold u n allow u in class or some will reject ur pity request. Some teachers are so much busy as they will neglect you presence, n some will allow u with grinning face. But ur reason matters a lot. If you give an extraordinary reason then he/she will allow u, but some reasons are dual purpose which will make the student laugh n ur attendance will get marked for the lecture also. So here I go with another wonderCOOL incident with my funny reason.

In 2005, I was in F.E (first year Engineering).SEM 2, the most excited SEM for all engineers, SEM in which u r newborn devil in d hell n u don’t know how much u have to suffer, this is the SEM in which ur attendance record is too good n above threshold limit (about 50% to 40%.) n u r paying much attention to the person who is boring u. The SEM in which u ask ur moron teacher “May I come in Sir??? ”,n I had asked same the typical(stupid) FE student’s question to my M2(Mathematics 2) teacher. (normally student fall in love with SUBJECTS but in my case M2 is ensuing me n had proposed me for 3 times. :D, :D, :P Finally I deny the proposal n cleared in 3rd Attempt). I was too late that day as I woke up late n am very prepared (b4 u sit for the lecture u should make ur mindset, so ill njoy good nap in the lecture) to attend the M2.

Lecture begun abt at 8:45 n I went into the class at 9 15. I came up hurriedly n first searched for the class room number in TT, then I went up to the Classroom, all students were attending the lecture very enthusiastically. Everybody was looking at board n backbenchers were busy with their usual stuff. I Entered into the cell (as u know I refer my college as PRISON so that class room is the cell full (fool) of Inmates) I was holding my HELMET in my left hand n key in other hand. Following Incident ( rather u say Conversation) took place between me n sir ).

Me: “may I come in Sir”

Sir: ………..

(As usual he was showing that he was busy teaching)

Me: (loudly) “may I come in, Sir????”

Sir: “yes pls. how r u late today????”

Me: (with some uncanny look) “Sir my LOCAL TRAIN came late,, so…. ”

Oh my god ,Just Imagine a student standing in front of whole the class holding his helmet in one hand n said “my local train was late” besides all chaps coming from train were already in class???!!!!!! hehehehe. I came to know, I did something wrong in reason. I don’t know what had happened to me n I told him such a STUPID answer. Everybody was laughing at me n looking at my helmet :D n Sir was also about to laugh but some how he managed. He gave permission to attend the lecture then I entered the class with smile n uncomfortable look n sat on my fix bench. (obv on last bench).

After that lecture , I was Center of Attraction in class n stared thinking for another good reason, so ill b able to justify “How am I late 2day”.