An Interview.......

Job search…yeahhh its VITAL process of many JOB Oriented ppl n Interview is the undivided part of same. No exception for me also. Last week I went in small company for the Walk In interview, my friend (Rohan) had told me about this walk in. so in the Morning I went for interview in small company located near INOX.

Me n my friend searched for the address for few minutes n we found it in the next building to the Inox. Typical lofty Commercial complex with huge sign boards n names of company displaying on the top of building with stylish company logos.

We both entered in that small company, one man was sweeping floor very delicately n told us to sit for few minutes. After couple of minutes one BEAUTIFUL girl entered in with smiling face (fake smile). She was really gorgeous girl. She handed two Writing pads to both of us to fill up personal details. I wrote my all details without my cell no. After sometime, around 8 10 group of girls came in murmuring n smiling, some of girls were drinking coffee, some are messaging on the cell phones (may writing message to their love), some were looking at us with typical uncanny looks. Some of the girls entered into their respective cubical n some went in other section. (Hello, anybody male EMPLOYEE here,,,,, ECHO ECHO………) we saw only 2 men working out there very sincerely. I thought that the company hiring only FEMALE employees. (Shut up Siddharth, what WTF u r thinking about,,,,,,).

Then on the angel called me inside one small cubicle. (Mostly for interview or else: P) She was very (VERY) good looking, she wore Punjabi dress with small BINDI, with cell phone in one hand n hanky in hand(Even I noticed her NAIL PAINT color also, “French manicure”, may be ). She told me to sit in front of the desk.

ANGEL: Hi Good Morning … SIDHARTH rite????

Me: Yeahhh, Siddharth with "DD", (ppl, I don’t like to pronounce my name with single “D” in my spelling).

ANGLE: Ok SIDDHRTH with DD, How r u???

ME: I am fine mam. (As usual)

ANGLE: HI my name is PRATIKSHA,

Me: With single “i” or Double “EE”???????

ANGEL : (Laughed like hell ) with “I” only.

ME: OK, just kidding (lolzzzz)

ANGEL: tell me about u r self….

ME: (I described myself) (Typical answer ha!)

Then she asked me some typical set of questions n answered her in typical useless manner.

ANGEL: (Looking at my Resume),,ohoo good u r BE COMPUTER….

ME: yeahhh with first class ……..

ANGEL: ……… R U SINGLE??????

Me: SORRY!!!......

ANGEL : I Am asking “R U Still single”.

ME: (With weird face expression, Heyy what the F***** question is that), yeahhh I am.

ANGEL: Ohoo Good, any Ex or any passed relation..????

Me :No, (It’s too much mam, u cant ask me about my relationship status, here,)

ANGEL: why so???

Me: ( I don’t remember what I told her for this question)

ANGEL: one last question….for u…

ME: Yess mam pls ask…. (IKnow what she is going to b ask me)

ANGEL: will you marry me??????

Me: What??????? (Happy!!)

ANGEL: Yes if u do so…….ill give this job to u…

Me: (what do now….the company is offering me HUGE package for this job, n It’s not possible to say “NO” directly to girl who is asking u to become her BOYFRIEND…..am Confused……")

ANGEL: so what’s u r Decision??? Siddharth???

Me: …………………….


“SIDDHARTH,,,,,,,, wake up now, its 8 30 already,,,,,,u have to go COLLGE……get up now…..” (My mom called me from kitchen with raised voice :) )

Fortunately or say unfortunately……I didn’t answer her (ANGEL’s) question… but I tell u, she was awesome, flawlessly beautiful girl I ever seen.

Today n (Tomorrow)*

Life never stops for anybody; I have a special reason for this post, rather a very special reason. I just came back from KEM hospital, my grandpa was the patient this time, last Sunday night he suffered from a severe attack of paralysis. He lost his control of Right side of body. He is in his 70’s living without any complications of diabetes or any other diseases. The saddest part of the story is, he is not able to talk not even single word. He even moves his right hand with help of his left hand.
He used to control n drive the whole train (He was in INDIAN RAILWAYS for 40 years) with his amazing skills but now he is not able to control his own arm. Sad thing. Nobody knows what will happen tomorrow. Tomorrow is unpredictable n uncertain. So live your life today with full energy level n maintain good relationship with u r pals. Try to achieve your goal 2day only. Live happily, who knows, may be today is the last day of your life.

Enjoy.

P.S - * Many condition’s apply

What will happen next???????????

Before you read: This story is a true example of serendipity. It is not a typical love story between two people; it’s a very special story, with uniqueness, as this is the story of one of my best pal. The guy, a (smooth) philanderer, and the girl … I don’t know. Of course, it is necessary to mention the story is about a boy and girl now-a-days! It’s about how two unexpected people got to know each other unexpectedly in a short time of around 2 hours and never expected they meet again but they met and I am pretty sure something is cooking now

Before I start narrating the story I would like if all the readers would comment on how they think the story will end and please guys, no names. These events are what happened as per my knowledge. So let’s begin …

Few months back, in last year of engineering, we were volunteers for our so called ‘national symposium’. So we were happily participating in that event and my buddy in EXTRA enthu level. Obviously he was planning to hit on a few gals. We were the co-coordinators for an online programming aptitude competition. System was like this, if stud appear for that test they will get a participation certificate from the college which is signed by the principal and the winner also gets a cash prize. Many studs appeared for the competition n came again n again to try their luck in the competition. Many guys and gals participated in the competition.
On the second day of the competition, participated gal with her friend who never expected what was going to happen later and neither had we any idea about it. Aftr sometime we realized they were waiting to collect her certificate outside the room. My buddy was roaming around the corridors; he never admits but sure for bird watch!!!! Both the gals were dressed neatly and looked from some reputed college. N bingo, my buddy asked them if they needed any help. Typical questions, with obv expression he got the intro of the 2 gals. They had a chat with each other for few mins n he came back to our lab…n told me about this incident. (I listened to him with usual expressions as this not the new thing for me,,,,,,(yes, he is good philanderer). Later again they sat together chatting till their certificates arrived.
After some time, both girls went to home from college… n my buddy came back in Lab with his typical laughing face. I didn’t ask him anything abt 2 girls. After going home with his extra hidden interest he searched that 2 girls on ORKUT. Obviously, She is on ORKUT(girl with gud looks) ….(IF u r studying in college n u don’t have ur account on SOCIAL NETWORKING sites like ORKUT then u r a biggest fool in this world).
As per I know …she started SCRAPPING on Orkut. This scrapping turns into CHATTING…… LONG LONG chatting sessions with thousands of line…. (DUDE, at this type u should write thousands lines of CODES). Many times during our tuitions he me told me about their chatting sessions. If u check their past chatting list u will get long list of huge chatting sessions with crap words and unusual and diverse topics.
She had a plan to come here. I had also suggested the HOTEL for his first date. (“I think we have finalized SURUCHI????????? Nahhhhhh I think u two had decided something at CCD “). Bt destiny had something different in mind, her plan was failed because of some stupid mistake. Unfortunately they have still not met till date.
So guys, what do u think will happen next???????????

Car keys, B’day n Coffee…

Before u read:

Another fantastic incident, after the incident of “AMBA”. Do read it; hopefully u will imagine my situation in the following post. U will enjoy for sure.
Some incidents make your life more interesting n happening. Same wid me. These incidents make me very happy; they create wonderful n thrilling memories, which I can save in my book of life n memories later in life. Here we go wid my new kissa….

22nd Sep, B’day of my close friend (joglya). I went to his place wid Dhaval. More interestingly we went in my car. (This was 3rd time I was driving my car without my dad). It was raining heavily. I drove a car in 15 min to his place on new DP road. We wished him n decided to go to CCD (joglya’s favorite hangout place). We went to CCD by my car, I parked the car n went in with high coolness thinking as I am the only one who can drive the car n can come to CCD J . Joglya ordered typical CCD favorites n I took chill ICE tea with litchi flavor( Ice tea in most renowned coffee lounge like CCD ) .FISH,,,,, I realized I was missing something, I checked my pockets n found that I hd forgotten car’s key inside the car.

Crap. “What to do now??????? How I forgot the key inside the car??????How so??” My mind started thinking. I was started imagining the situation, my dad is scolding me like a hell n blah blah blah…
“Is it a time to forget the keys inside the car????” It was about 10:30,,,, we three were looking at each other n trying to find some solution on this trouble. Still it was raining heavily, we went out to test our luck, we found nothing, and all doors n windows of car were closed. We all were dripping wet now. What to do now????? “Who will come to help me @11 o’clock in such a heavy raining?” I saw an auto on a road n I stopped him desperately. Fortunately man was ready to come to my home to collect duplicate keys. We came n collect the keys n came back to CCD in 30 or 40 mins. I opened the car happily n started that 800cc machine.

Ohooo God finally am in my CAR, With two keys n my two best buddies (DHAVAL n joglya) lolzzzzz. We drove the car to the joglya’s place with joyful expressions, cracking jokes on my casual approach n thinking all about the incident. It was a big B’day bash for joglya, it was a very interesting thing that happened on his B’day, so he will always remember his 22nd B’day on 22nd of Sep with lost keys of Patya’s car. Thanks to that AUTO driver as he took rent as per the normal meter rate. Lolzzzzz. So it was an amazing experience I had recently n I will keep posting if any more incident happens. Hopefully.
More Incidents more life, less incidents less life.
Enjoy the life.

P.S- My dad is not aware of this incident n I don’t want to tell him. Otherwise Ill have to drive 110 CC only instead of 800 CC (my CAR). He will kill me.

"Kaminey" review.

Before u read: “KAMINEY”, starring Shahid kapoor n Priyanka chopra directed by Vishal Bharadwaj, most awaited movie, delayed because of SWINE flu. This post is short review n depiction of my views n ideas about this movie. This was First Movie I saw in MUMBAI with my younger sis (cousin) ADITI.

And it’s over with famous dialogue of SHAHID KAPOOR a ka Charlie Sharma”ye hai FOFIYA aur ye Fa ko Fa nahi bolti” J. Nice crime-Drama, Tassaduq Hussain cinematography is very well as camera sprints fast .Nice movie with typical story, two stories of twin brothers CHARLIE n GUDDU run in parallel n finally director succeeded to connect two stories in good n amazing manner. I njoyd lot. Basically I like movie for 2 reasons, the acting n editing( by Meghana sen n sreeker Prasad) of Movie is Awesome. n direction also. Amol Gupte also did well by playing a role of BHOPE bhau, (Typical Marathi gunda n politician). NO doubt regarding MARATHI of Priyanka n her beauty, she looks gorgeous all time, very well execution of MARATHI dialogues. Chandan roy sanyal also comes up with fab performance. (partner of charlie). The most loving thing in movie is famous song, depicted very well. (u may not agree with this point I know J). Starting scene was very good, Shahid standing between rail lines n train passed very rapidly. The dialogues were good. Background score is ok. (Except for DHAN te nan.. …. That was amazing piece of music..Really). Many of my friends didn’t like KAMINEY, talking about gals, they like SHAHID more than MOVIE . I like 2nd half more than first which was most unpredictable part of movie n many secrets reveal after intermission, after eating popcorns n drinking Pepsi with one special( nt in my case this time)
Ya, its good, stark unpredictable movie. You must watch for Shahid n Priyanka at least.

P.S- ADITI, don’t forget that two bastards sitting in front row…, both were *** .I think u got my point,,,,, lolzzz :)

“HER” jerkin

Before u read:
Funny incident, took place in D. Oak academy, one of the crap incident in my life. I hope u will enjoy.

Sunday, Morning 9 00 o’clock, came out from Atul Londhe’s RC lecture (feeling sleepy, lecture was emotional torture in spite he is a very good teacher, may b it was an effect of SUNDAY morning) Kedar had already told me abt his jerkin, forgot in class room yesterday. I read his message also which was like remainder to me. I went to an Office, n asked to the peon (who was trying to prevent from H1N1 viruses lolzzz).
I ask him abt the jerkin n looked aside the jerkin which was there on chaise longue in an office , I said him abt my friends lost jerkin he replied n I picked it up(with confidence).we both went down ( I was with my friend CKP aka ROHAN PRADHAN).we went down discussing about the Quality of jerkin. Ohoo no, wait , bastard ,first confirm about that jerkin , my mind told me ghastly. I called my friend ( Kedar), confirmed abt the jerkin ( point of confirmation is INNER COLOR of jerkin).
I tried putting that huge jerkin in my sachet , again my mind ordered me ( useless why u r putting that in a bag, better u wear it ) yaah that’s a great idea, am a brilliant stud. I put on the jerkin, n ws talking to CKP, other students were leaving an academy, and some were chitchatting with their friends.
Heyyyy, peon called me upstairs, surprised!!! n started walking,
Excuse me! (Soft voice, May b any girl is calling me (as usual)),
Turned around, as expected, girl with curly hair about 5 5.’ under graduate, with branded shoes, looking somehow angry on me, (that snarling look was not at all expected).
Heyy u are wearing my jerkin, ohooo crap, what?????? I was wearing her jerkin, I told him this is my friends lost jerkin but she denied, laughing, I swiftly removed the jerkin, gave it to her, many faces were looking at me, crap man……holy shit, the jerkin was BRANDED n she took her it. The jerkin was not the one, which I was searching. She left. I was looking at the crowd with smiling face, thinking what to do now???????? Then I called Kedar, he said my jerkin is not branded. (Thank god I was with CKP……otherwise ……I can’t imagine J ). It was an Embarrassing movement, but a very comic scene. Kedar sorry dude, u lost ur expensive Jerkin n I lost my EJJAT.

Roister Effect….

Before u read:
All characters n incidents in the passage below r imaginary n they don’t have any relation n connection with real life incidents, if yes then it’s a totally coincidence .

I gulp down last sip. Weird, warm feeling in throat with some bitter taste, I feel like electric wave is passed through my nervous system invoking my dead senses, strange feeling, and some nervousness.
I drunk last sip of “KIVA Ice TEA” which is the mixture of White rum n something alcoholic liquid. Actually that was a TOP-Bottom sip drunk with “Behere”. My body was unfamiliar with new kinda liquid.
Looking all normal for few minutes, at all normal, but heartbeats are increasing exponentially, as the Cocktail doing something inside…………
Noisy songs hitting my ears with high amplitude, increasing pressure on heart, feeling heavy, somehow somebody is sitting on my chest.
I think Rum started affecting my mental condition, my window of clear vision is transformed into gloomy site, feeling dizzy………………………
But my mind ordered my body to keep it normal, now feeling weightless, like am floating in an air, like am riding on feathers.

I was observing the lag in my reflections, sort of a lag in movement, (Have u seen Bluff master, yes the same effect happened to AB).
Situation got worsen……………,

feeling sleepy………………;

feeling like I was in Haven……………..
Brahme was still on the earth, no problem about my other two partners. (As they both were MASTERS in drinking).

Slight headache….. trying to behave like a normal………………, but my brain was in bizarre state, eating, rather finishing all starters that we had ordered. We eat all foodstuffs, with a sip of water; ohoo water tasted really well that time.
We came out from KIVA, am still in a LAG, n told Brahme to drive my Bike, then we both went to Vaishali to gobble something, we eat. Now I was feeling good, but feeling very sleepy, then we went to Brahmes place to drop him, n I came home n gave miscall to BRAHME as I promised. It was great fun to tippled out with friends.

Tears of Destiny

Before you read:
Do you remember your 1st std teacher??? Yap I do remember. (If you don’t try hard to remember (: X) the following post is based on the incident which I have experienced last month when I had met my teacher.

Me n Pangya (we both were in the same class) went to school, to meet our childhood teacher n we came to know she was retired from are school, year ago. We asked for the contact details of our madam in school. Surprised!!!!! We got details. We both had decided to meet her as early as we could.

Next day morning I called her at her place n I felt very good when she replied by HELLO! ohooo that same voice(same as full of love ,expressing great affection towards children, same voice which I heard 10 years before). So unexpectedly she told us to come to meet her any time. N expectedly we both decided to go on the same day.

We found her apartment after 10 minutes of search, we rang the bell. Ohooo!!! She opened the door; again I observed the same smile, care on her face. Her facial expressions were full of gladness n happiness. We entered the home, huge hall with big windows; stylish furniture n swanky curtains welcomed us. We both were wet because of drizzle. Then we started memorizing past memoirs. (it was too stretched discussion about student n madam with past reminisce outside the classroom, n this time teacher was without the chalk n the duster, but cup of HOT tea.) The entire picture of her house was expressing her joy n happiness (may b her both sons are working in SOFTWARE giant n she is also happy with all going on.)

After that, she stated showing her big place, n then we headed to the bedroom…….weird, weird n strange view…… we both were looking at each other, awfully, surprised, we were shocked, heartbeats were stopped. We both were dead. Her younger son was dyslexic, He was mentally challenged, he is mentally handicapped, n not even that, but he was sitting on a comp, chatting with his friends on GTALK. WTF????? We both felt very nervous, we were upset by the picture, we were observing. The view was mind freezing. One who teaches n shapes the thousands of little hearts was helpless to her son, even she can’t able to talk with him, n we got more surprised when she told us about his history.(he is graduate in computer field n can remember all knowledge today also). This was the worst case of fate I have never seen in my life, the son of the one good teacher who teaches many little blossoms, who carved the numbers of good, moral, ethical lessons in hearts of thousands of children from the last three decades, was not even able to speak with her own flower, her own child. We both were fettered by emotions highly. I was confused with the situation n thinking what to do??????? We both said “hello” to him, (obv not expecting response) n came out of that room, came out with high intense mental shock. After listening the story of her son, she made a tea for us, we drunk it with the numb facial expression n went to home with very well blessing of our 1st std teacher.

In spite of this turmoil (occurred in her life) she ( our teacher) was living with cheerfulness n happiness, with smiling face n without tears in her eyes but this time her destiny is crying with pity sympathy n asking The God for some strength of wills for her, for her flower, for her life.

About TEA, TEA n TEA....

Before u read:
Again very small post describing about my much loved Beverage “TEA” ,the idea( to write this post) came in my mind when me n Akshay Behere(= My chai partner ) were drinking CHAI at Anna’s tapari.

One fine day…. I woke up early in morning( was about 0730hrs ) n mom was out for some reason n I had made morning TEA for myself. Ohooo … the word “TEA” sounds very cool to me (actually HOT ). It’s my favorite beverage. I put vessel on a gas burner n flamed with lighter. I put 2 spoons of TEA in water n I started thinking about TEA.
After water, tea is the most widely-consumed beverage in the world n m not the exception. Its recognized by different names in various countries. We drink Black tea (it’s a type of a TEA) in India. India is the world’s largest tea-drinking country (off course because of many devotees like me).

(Ohooo wait for a second, let me add Sugar in my TEA mixture I don’t like black tea hehehe J )

I love tea, I like every aspect of this awesome drink , I like its smell , I like the taste n flavor, I like the color, even I like the moist which gather on my spec while drinking tea. The health benefits of TEA are the Controversial issues (for other people not for me). Now it has become an addiction to me, people say Tea flows through my veins. I am totally addicted to this liquid, it’s not only a liquid for me, it’s my life. It’s my blood, it’s my pleasure, it’s my soul, it’s my catalyst of a reaction of my life, it’s my passion n it’s my love. Now I can’t live without TEA. I cleared my most of the Engg papers, many PL’s; I have read many tomes with the CUP of tea which was like oasis for me in desert of ENGG. People say “My day starts with a cup of tea……nahhhhh I say “My day ends up with hundreds of CUTTINGS”).

(wait ,my tea is ready I’ll take it in my special cup ( cups which are normally used in roadside TAPRIS actually it’s a sort of small glasses.) Thanks to the creator of this wonderful beverage n thanks to my taste buds of my tongue without them, I’ll never enjoy my life, my CUTTING.

P.S: I drank 5 cups (cutting) of tea while writing this post.

Mumbaikar’s

Before u read:

This post is my general observation of ppl in Mumbai. if u do not agree with anything in this post let it b

Some typical habits I observed in people in MUMBAI.

1. They always looks at u like aliens wen u ask them something.
2. firstly they will switch on FAN( with high speed as much as possible on regulator, I think there should be improved n adaptable regulators in Mumbai showing speed ranges above 5,before removing shoes when they come back to home.
3. He will leave home at 8 38 when they want to catch local train of 8 42( obviously this train is FAST Local train).
4. You will listen some hindi mix marathi words from Mumbaikars like “garami” “macchar(Mosquito’s)”, “auto” , “east n west” , “bhaiyya” etc etc..
5. Young GUNS will always put high makeup on faces (obbv girls) as they think all boys are looking at them only.
6. After coming out from local train each guy will check out his wallet n start running towards the rail bridge to avoid crowd while climbing up.
7. A lady who is coming from job will bring some fresh vegetables from market everyday with bargaining( the degree of such bargaining is high in areas like PARLE,GOREGAON,DADAR …….I think u got what I mean to say??? If u dont, think from the angle of RACIST human being).
8. There are some rivalry issues between the CENTRAL n WESTERN crowds of LOCAL TRAINS.
9. Many of them are unaware of TWO wheeler concept and if yes you will see his/her moped in parking glowing with dust.

When he come to pune u may observe follwing things,

1. He will surely talk crap about typical PUNERI fellow At least once.
2. He will purchase some snacks from CHITALE worth rupees about 500.
3. He will always bring some woolen garments as they feel very cold in Pune at 25 deg. Lolzzzz [:)]
4. Mostly they will try to catch DECCAN EXP at 3 30, besides there are two trains for MUM after that.( don’t know whats special in DECCAN EXP??).
5. Finally typical dialogue “ How can u ppl sit without FAN?????).

RAM

Before u read:

This Post is dedicated to RAM (my Tekadi friend) n hopefully not only RAM but u all will enjoy this Post definitely.

40 n Single(???????????????)

So many question marks in braces indicates high level of doubtfulness, I am talking about my Tekadi friend. RAM. Ram Iyer. He is chief of my Tekadi group. I was shocked when he told that “am 40 years old” n Ex. Student of IIM A.(first of all, Man from IIM A is coming on Tekadi on weekends n spending his precious time with stupid chaps like us??? Sounds horrible!!!!!!!). Many people on Tekadi know Ram very well. Slim guy, always wear branded stuff, branded shoes, T-Shirt n many more thing. He comes every sat, Sunday. He always sits on his much-loved place near quarry.(I think the place where he sits is the result of research work done for that place). The place where we hang out is really good. (I called the place as Vantage Point). He is doing some PhD work from Pune University (the name of guide is Dr. Patankar under whom he is developing 54^{th dimension of space lolzzzz). He was born in Pune n completed bachelors from F.C in 1985.Then he appeared for CAT n he got a call from IIMA. Then he utilizes 2yrs for Extra Curricular activities (Some are EXTRA Extracurricular.)He completed his MBA from IIM-A in 1990 n went abroad for JOB, for pleasure, to earn money n blah blah…..}

Rite now I don’t have much detail’s of his 10yrs (1990-2000) but he came back in Pune in 2005(that time he was single as per my knowledge).

He has a great control over English; He always sketches out Tekadi mates with some unique phrases and high terminology which is very strange to us. (Some are like “fat lump of Corruption” pointing towards paunch of VELYA, “Fleshy girl” pointing some girl on Tekadi, friends for benefit N many more I can’t tell u because of privacy content lolzzz). His point of interest in our many sessions of vital discussion on Tekadi is KOBRA girls, I think his the second most favorite entity in this world is KOBRA girls. (heyyy stop this nonsense, am your competitor n seniors must give high priority to his Junior ). His mind’s eye is very powerful n always comes with some good ideas. He loves politics (as he is out of town for half year). He will guide you for your decisive issue regarding Girls n stuff. His favorite town is New York, he loves London. No doubt about his talent n Intelligence (99 %ile in CAT is not joke….).Still its mystery about his Character, what exact he do, about his work, about his Bachelor life n many more things. Ram, everybody is interested about your future plans n about your Dream girl, about your Phd work.

So this is short introduction of my Tekadi friend Ram, this is trailer of movie, if you want to enjoy complete movie please do come on Tekadi in Evening, to Experience the frivolity of Ram. I am sure you will definitely enjoy the party of Ram. :D n enjoy his new, self invented, weird, but hilarious Terminologies.

SNEH

Before u read:
The post is related with my Society ( Sneh Paradise) group n energetic force behind this post is Tejas Chafekar.

Last day I was standing in my room n enjoying pleasant breeze coming from my window. I was totally haunted by my last SEM studies n refreshing my exhausted brain with cup of Coffee. I saw one college group passing by road. They were chatting some usual stuff.(about college n abt some teacher n so on). Suddenly I memorized my SNEH PARADISE group (name of my colony). We had group of around 10-15 heads n we used to play cricket (gulli Cricket) next to M building. (Guys I think that place was outcome of many tussles with Secretary). We had great fun that time. We had enjoyed many matches on that pitch (of 6 over I think!!) with many memorable incidents. Such as, skid of Akshay, some scuffle between Amya n Ranjeet, some outstanding crap words from Madan, lots of NAMSKAR’s from Kulkarni kaku (from terrace, she scold us many times as she was not even able talk on her PHONE as we play noisily there), n my expressions n murmuring while one lady was wasting our valuable time n her relatives were watching n listening to me. Lolzzzzz, many speedy sprints by Wa as he likes Dogs very much, Countless failed up-lifted shots of Bhima, n greediness of Darshan for bating, lots of arguments between Wa n RP. And so on… (Am not able to remember such many incidents rite now).

Many times we went to drink Cane Juice nearby Anna’s Tapari after the game is over. After every match we used to discuss a lot on the match (many time Akshay was culprit of that vital discussion ) .We enjoyed lot, we played out lot, n created some charming memories.

Now the picture is changed, new upcoming player are using their talent n playing on that crease. Now its time for the next generation players to take the crease. Many heads from us shifted to other place, many are busy with job n work, . Now everybody is busy with their life routine n many Outsiders don’t come to play. we r grown up boys now (hehhehe sentence from the Akshay Dialogues). Some of us r still in SNEH n we meet many times. Nowdays nobody plays on that pitch, nobody bat on crease with cycle stumps, not a single fielder is standing on position, no cheering n shouting when ball hits on the N Building, no more catches n no more appeals for runout to umpire. Only wind plays out there with great memories. Only our reminiscences plays there which were seen by the garden from last couple of years.

I was watching our boundary line from my window n drank my coffee, a Coffee which was full of past memories n jokes. Many times when I passed from road (from the pitch) I hear noise of our SNEH group discussing about match n many times I hear call from MIHIR to come downstairs to play the cricket out there.

Sir, may i come in????!!!!

Before u read,

1. This post is exclusively for latecomers, regular n sincere students please press F14 or ALT+F4.

2. If u r looking for F14 on your keyboard, then hit u r head on screen and shutdown ur system [:D] .

Have u ever been kicked out from lecture when u had came late???????. Many teachers have their own way of kicking out, method changes from teacher to teacher n student to student. Some teachers allow you in class even u are late by 45mins also. Some will scold u n allow u in class or some will reject ur pity request. Some teachers are so much busy as they will neglect you presence, n some will allow u with grinning face. But ur reason matters a lot. If you give an extraordinary reason then he/she will allow u, but some reasons are dual purpose which will make the student laugh n ur attendance will get marked for the lecture also. So here I go with another wonderCOOL incident with my funny reason.

In 2005, I was in F.E (first year Engineering).SEM 2, the most excited SEM for all engineers, SEM in which u r newborn devil in d hell n u don’t know how much u have to suffer, this is the SEM in which ur attendance record is too good n above threshold limit (about 50% to 40%.) n u r paying much attention to the person who is boring u. The SEM in which u ask ur moron teacher “May I come in Sir??? ”,n I had asked same the typical(stupid) FE student’s question to my M2(Mathematics 2) teacher. (normally student fall in love with SUBJECTS but in my case M2 is ensuing me n had proposed me for 3 times. :D, :D, :P Finally I deny the proposal n cleared in 3rd Attempt). I was too late that day as I woke up late n am very prepared (b4 u sit for the lecture u should make ur mindset, so ill njoy good nap in the lecture) to attend the M2.

Lecture begun abt at 8:45 n I went into the class at 9 15. I came up hurriedly n first searched for the class room number in TT, then I went up to the Classroom, all students were attending the lecture very enthusiastically. Everybody was looking at board n backbenchers were busy with their usual stuff. I Entered into the cell (as u know I refer my college as PRISON so that class room is the cell full (fool) of Inmates) I was holding my HELMET in my left hand n key in other hand. Following Incident ( rather u say Conversation) took place between me n sir ).

Me: “may I come in Sir”

Sir: ………..

(As usual he was showing that he was busy teaching)

Me: (loudly) “may I come in, Sir????”

Sir: “yes pls. how r u late today????”

Me: (with some uncanny look) “Sir my LOCAL TRAIN came late,, so…. ”

Oh my god ,Just Imagine a student standing in front of whole the class holding his helmet in one hand n said “my local train was late” besides all chaps coming from train were already in class???!!!!!! hehehehe. I came to know, I did something wrong in reason. I don’t know what had happened to me n I told him such a STUPID answer. Everybody was laughing at me n looking at my helmet :D n Sir was also about to laugh but some how he managed. He gave permission to attend the lecture then I entered the class with smile n uncomfortable look n sat on my fix bench. (obv on last bench).

After that lecture , I was Center of Attraction in class n stared thinking for another good reason, so ill b able to justify “How am I late 2day”.

Incident @ hotel “AMBA”..

Before u read:
One of the memorable incident in my life...do read n Enjoy.

While going 2 words Jahangir Hospital u will come across a small hotel called “AMBA” at the signal. A hotel with my memories of gr8 tragedies n miseries, located almost on the footpath. So let me begin my KISSA which i experienced two years back.

As usual my friend and I were bored of college n wanted to spend some time outside the prison (4 us college is PRISON, so don’t worry am not any kind of Criminal :D). So Bramhe n I started walking from our college towards a medical shop to buy some medicines from the chemist near Jahangir Hospital. It was a really KOOL day!!! (around 12:30 - 1 in the afternoon) to roam around on Kennedy road in the scorching heat is nothing but foolishness.

Finally we got to the chemist shop n Bramhe collected some pricey ‘eye drops’ for him (I think he never used that solution for contact lenses, did u Brahme??? It cost awful around 1000 bucks).We got back from the shop n started trailing back to the college. I was so hungry that I would have eaten Bramhe up if we wouldn’t have found tavern .v rushed to “AMBA” nearby. Finally we got success in crossing that busy road n stepped into the hotel. The overall condition of the HOTEL (actually it should b called TAPARI, but somehow owner is managed to make the place in Hotel) was ****. Couples of heads were busy with chatting n having snacks.

The hotel boy ‘SANTOSH’( heyy I always call such waiters with some typical names like vijay, sachin, dinesh, ganya etc etc n I always get surprised as all of them respond to my call lolzz) comes to us (in front of the door of the hotel) with a grinning face. V pondered over the menu-card for couple of mins n finally ordered “IDALI SAMBHAR”. So two hungry faces looking at each other n njoying Traffic idli sambar and the AQUA purified water (I had seen AQUA water guard in one corner of hotel, but am sure the water was TAP water) with the background music of bikes racing along the road, cars honking and the din of heavy load trucks rushing across the street. After some time ‘SANTOSH’ come up with huge tray with two small dishes of IDALI with 2 very small bowls of chatani’s. He placed the dish on our table while SETH was observing his activities n reading our facial expression. SANTOSH disappeared after filling up half full (guys, be optimistic in life!! Hehehehe) glasses of water.

We had just attacked the IDALIS n no sooner had I gobbled up a couple of morsels than an old shabby, stinking, frail, beggar came to us n grabbed my dish. She went and sat on on a nearby table n started greedily gobbling the stuff. Me n Brahme stared at each other n thinking what the **** is going on?????? I was completely bewildered…holding my spoon was still in my right hand n Brahme equally horror struck , was staring back at me.

The beggar was old woman in her 50s with dirty clothes. ohhoo my god!!!!! both of us were scared n Santosh was watching the whole episode with an uncanny expression. She (Beggar) was eating very fast as she was starved for days. Then v ordered another dish. The owner yelled at her and beat her up badly, but she was too busy gobbling with her unclean hands. Santosh put the new dish on our my table. and now it was my turn!!! I started cramming morsels of food into my mouth at double speed. We were expecting that she may b take our new dish also, so with fear we completed with IDLI’s n planned to escape from the **** place as early as v can. We feared she would grab our second dish as well and so we hurriedly finished our idlis so that we could escape from that ***** place as early as we could!

In the meanwhile, she(beggar) finished “HER” dish and after washing her hands in her dish, she drank a 2 glasses of water. Now we observed that she was bearing a completely different and satisfied expression on her face as she happy with food then she ran away out of the hotel . But swiftly escaped from “AMBA” successfully. v were actually rush back to prison awfully, looking towards each other with sacred faces.

Now, each time I pass by “Amba” hotel, I remember our bewildered faces and have a hearty laugh. But this laugh does not yet give me the courage to step into “Amba” again.I would suggest u guys (its not actually a suggestion but an warning don’t dare to go to “AMBA” at any cost n if u go (there r always some exceptions to all good suggestions n admonitions) don’t sit at table which is in front of door, or b prepared for another weird and wonder”fool” scene.