Mumbaikar’s

Before u read:

This post is my general observation of ppl in Mumbai. if u do not agree with anything in this post let it b

Some typical habits I observed in people in MUMBAI.

1. They always looks at u like aliens wen u ask them something.
2. firstly they will switch on FAN( with high speed as much as possible on regulator, I think there should be improved n adaptable regulators in Mumbai showing speed ranges above 5,before removing shoes when they come back to home.
3. He will leave home at 8 38 when they want to catch local train of 8 42( obviously this train is FAST Local train).
4. You will listen some hindi mix marathi words from Mumbaikars like “garami” “macchar(Mosquito’s)”, “auto” , “east n west” , “bhaiyya” etc etc..
5. Young GUNS will always put high makeup on faces (obbv girls) as they think all boys are looking at them only.
6. After coming out from local train each guy will check out his wallet n start running towards the rail bridge to avoid crowd while climbing up.
7. A lady who is coming from job will bring some fresh vegetables from market everyday with bargaining( the degree of such bargaining is high in areas like PARLE,GOREGAON,DADAR …….I think u got what I mean to say??? If u dont, think from the angle of RACIST human being).
8. There are some rivalry issues between the CENTRAL n WESTERN crowds of LOCAL TRAINS.
9. Many of them are unaware of TWO wheeler concept and if yes you will see his/her moped in parking glowing with dust.

When he come to pune u may observe follwing things,

1. He will surely talk crap about typical PUNERI fellow At least once.
2. He will purchase some snacks from CHITALE worth rupees about 500.
3. He will always bring some woolen garments as they feel very cold in Pune at 25 deg. Lolzzzz [:)]
4. Mostly they will try to catch DECCAN EXP at 3 30, besides there are two trains for MUM after that.( don’t know whats special in DECCAN EXP??).
5. Finally typical dialogue “ How can u ppl sit without FAN?????).