An Interview.......

Job search…yeahhh its VITAL process of many JOB Oriented ppl n Interview is the undivided part of same. No exception for me also. Last week I went in small company for the Walk In interview, my friend (Rohan) had told me about this walk in. so in the Morning I went for interview in small company located near INOX.

Me n my friend searched for the address for few minutes n we found it in the next building to the Inox. Typical lofty Commercial complex with huge sign boards n names of company displaying on the top of building with stylish company logos.

We both entered in that small company, one man was sweeping floor very delicately n told us to sit for few minutes. After couple of minutes one BEAUTIFUL girl entered in with smiling face (fake smile). She was really gorgeous girl. She handed two Writing pads to both of us to fill up personal details. I wrote my all details without my cell no. After sometime, around 8 10 group of girls came in murmuring n smiling, some of girls were drinking coffee, some are messaging on the cell phones (may writing message to their love), some were looking at us with typical uncanny looks. Some of the girls entered into their respective cubical n some went in other section. (Hello, anybody male EMPLOYEE here,,,,, ECHO ECHO………) we saw only 2 men working out there very sincerely. I thought that the company hiring only FEMALE employees. (Shut up Siddharth, what WTF u r thinking about,,,,,,).

Then on the angel called me inside one small cubicle. (Mostly for interview or else: P) She was very (VERY) good looking, she wore Punjabi dress with small BINDI, with cell phone in one hand n hanky in hand(Even I noticed her NAIL PAINT color also, “French manicure”, may be ). She told me to sit in front of the desk.

ANGEL: Hi Good Morning … SIDHARTH rite????

Me: Yeahhh, Siddharth with "DD", (ppl, I don’t like to pronounce my name with single “D” in my spelling).

ANGLE: Ok SIDDHRTH with DD, How r u???

ME: I am fine mam. (As usual)

ANGLE: HI my name is PRATIKSHA,

Me: With single “i” or Double “EE”???????

ANGEL : (Laughed like hell ) with “I” only.

ME: OK, just kidding (lolzzzz)

ANGEL: tell me about u r self….

ME: (I described myself) (Typical answer ha!)

Then she asked me some typical set of questions n answered her in typical useless manner.

ANGEL: (Looking at my Resume),,ohoo good u r BE COMPUTER….

ME: yeahhh with first class ……..

ANGEL: ……… R U SINGLE??????

Me: SORRY!!!......

ANGEL : I Am asking “R U Still single”.

ME: (With weird face expression, Heyy what the F***** question is that), yeahhh I am.

ANGEL: Ohoo Good, any Ex or any passed relation..????

Me :No, (It’s too much mam, u cant ask me about my relationship status, here,)

ANGEL: why so???

Me: ( I don’t remember what I told her for this question)

ANGEL: one last question….for u…

ME: Yess mam pls ask…. (IKnow what she is going to b ask me)

ANGEL: will you marry me??????

Me: What??????? (Happy!!)

ANGEL: Yes if u do so…….ill give this job to u…

Me: (what do now….the company is offering me HUGE package for this job, n It’s not possible to say “NO” directly to girl who is asking u to become her BOYFRIEND…..am Confused……")

ANGEL: so what’s u r Decision??? Siddharth???

Me: …………………….


“SIDDHARTH,,,,,,,, wake up now, its 8 30 already,,,,,,u have to go COLLGE……get up now…..” (My mom called me from kitchen with raised voice :) )

Fortunately or say unfortunately……I didn’t answer her (ANGEL’s) question… but I tell u, she was awesome, flawlessly beautiful girl I ever seen.